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Inter​-​Gender Wrestling Champions Of The World

from This Is A Funny Song by Kearney

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lyrics

We bought a black couch
Because you said
The white couch would stain too
Easily

But the black couch that rattles
Inside my head
Has precise coordinates of
White debris

There is no way out
No way in
No colors left
You win

Hold my head under the wa-a-aves
Open your veins on my gra-a-ve
They tell us we need to beha-a-ave
But darling, that's just not our way

You told me that hole behind
The bathroom door
Came highly recommended
By your contacts

But the ooze that keeps dripping
From its single gaping pore
Is burning through the floor
And no I won't relax

One last chance to tap out
If you care how I feel
I just wanna heal
But you always turn heel

Slap me around if you mu-u-ust
I'm used to your cold winter gu-u-ust
If I cared then you would be ju-u-ust
A person-shaped pile of dust

The moon is so bright
Every single night
Why should we fight
It doesn't seem right
You are who
Who are you
On our way to
Some seclu-
-ded rendezvous
Drinking cocktails
For two

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from This Is A Funny Song, released May 17, 2015

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my name is evan, my band is Kearney, i am presently the sole member of the band but i am accepting online applications

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