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Keep Your Ruddy Hands Inboard

from This Is A Funny Song by Kearney

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Imagine the both of us
Alone inside this room
Mirrors on both sides
All the lens flare and the bloom

Keep us apart
And give us reasons to stay put
They're cutting off my hand
And they're sawing off your foot

You keep talking in circles
That drift around the curves
It's so damn hard to track
But it's just what I deserve

If their love is Godzilla
Then baby ours is Gamera
If you're gonna cry then maybe
Do it towards the camera

Two more dead crewmen on our sinking ship
The strings swell so loudly we'd better flip the script
Abandon all hope ye who enters here
And turn off your flash, or you'll spoil the fear

All the people on the shore
Trying their best to eat
Heads down on their plates
Only hearing our defeat

And the skull that peers
From up above the cave
A dip into the dark
No one left to save

Fifteen thousand gold dubloons
Hugging us tight
A few thousand more
Reasons to fight

They ask us if we want our picture
Picked from the picture tree
Little do they know
It's the pirate's life for we

Two more dead crewmen on our sinking ship
The strings swell so loudly we'd better flip the script
Abandon all hope ye who enters here
And turn off your flash, or you'll spoil the fear

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from This Is A Funny Song, released May 17, 2015

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my name is evan, my band is Kearney, i am presently the sole member of the band but i am accepting online applications

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